Corrupt a Wish

Granted however you now have a bunch of shit you don't want due to over-good luck . . . such as guys chasing you . . .

I wish my girlfriend would stop worrying about me DX ((yea . . . I know you guys are gonna mess with this))

You know right.

Granted: Now she is always worrying about you best friend (Guy best friend.) and he is all she ever talks about. Just worrying turns to fascination and other things that mess up you mind. (Even more.)

I wish I had had a punching bag yesterday to hit.

Granted but it arrives a day late . . . when you don't need it

I wish I hadn't wished for the last thing I wished for DX

The funny bit about that is I would still use it now lol.

Granted, but you wish is trans-morphed into something even worse.

I wish I could think straight...

Granted at the cost of all creativity

I wish I lived in a colder area . . .

Granted. Instant hypothermia.

I wish my weekend had been longer.

Granted, but you got trapped in a closet for the entire duration

I wish I had a fishystick

Granted. Unfortunately I took stick for well you know.. So now you have a... Bugger it I am saying it. Fishdick.

If Seer every comes back I am really going to have to pick up my game....

I wish DrRandom hadn't changed his sig.. I liked the old one...

Granted, however I now died because no one hired me due to lack of advertising.

I wish I was drunk ((there I said it . . . now to making psy's wish come true))

LolfishstickandSouthPark

*ahem*

Granted, but you're so drunk you end up dying of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I could find my stupid ibuprofen.

Granted, you now cant use your mouth for anything though.

I wish your sister would get back here as I need her help....

Granted, however shes only on when your not on

I wish I had something to do ((I know this is going to realistically get corrupted once its December))

Yeah because you are all going to come to Australia for my birthday lol.

Granted. You are now going out with all you money intent on buying me a present for when it is my Birthday.

I wish that I didn't make mistakes...

Granted: however your wish had been misinterpreted by a dyslexic person. Now everything you make will turn into a bunny.

I wish for music to be a weapon >+D

Gratned. Unfortunately it's very volatile and backfires on you, leaving you deaf forever.

I wish that my CWP grade would go up to at least a B and not go lower.

Granted, you now have an S+ rank in all your classes. However no schooling system will accept an S as a grade so you are forced to drop out of school forever

I wish I never had to wait.

Granted. You forget about everything that you had been waiting for.

I wish that there was no time differences.

Granted. Unfortunately it is so good you have a heart attack and die because the shock.

I wish school did not give so many assignments.

Granted. Unfortunately you know everything but are so weak magically that a death spell would kill you.

I wish the Docs computer was fixed.

Granted. Unfortunately I am having one of my bitchy moments and I cut it down on you.

I wish that computers could not malfunction in anyway!