Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but they all forget how to use proper grammar.

I wish I had something to do

Granted, you will have no free time
I wish i was better at rping

Granted. You now have to participate in an rp.

I wish this dog would stop barking at me.

Granted, he now bites you
I wish i had unlimited energy

granted but now you have to eat all the time so you can have said energy (yeah I just connected it to the Flash)

I wish the Batman Beyond fandom was bigger

Granted, but it is liked by Twitards.

I wish I had something good to eat for dinner.

ugh really you had to do that to Terry! haha
granted but it's all healthy and made of food you don't like (good doesn't have to mean you like it )

I wish I never had to study and still got good grades

Touche!

Granted, but you're increased intellect is cause by an inoperable brain tumor.

I wish we had more active members

granted but all active members will be spammed by facebook messages no matter how hard they try to fix the settings

I wish my roommates puppy was better at being potty trained

Granted, but they're all jerks.
I wish I could guarantee the events of the future

Granted, but they are all dark prophesies.

I wish I would sleep through the night.

Granted, youre tired all day
I wish i could erase specifuc memories from my mind

Granted, but you can't make any new ones.

I wish I hadn't eaten McDonald's tonight

Granted but you have to eat it for all 3 meals tomorrow
I wish I was more helpful

Granted, but only when it doesn't mater

I wish I didn't have so much homework

Granted, you cant learn the material
I wish i actually cared about school

Granted, but it's all you care about.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

Granted, you have to stay up extremely late

no wish granted no answer

I wish my apartment was clean

Granted, but all the clutter is moved outside.

I wish I had more money

granted but its only a penny

I wish I didn't have classes today

Granted, but you miss out on the biggest assignment of the semester.

I wish my feet didn't hurt

granted but you have to wear uncomfortable shoes for the next two days

I wish I had some Faygo right now

Granted, but it's gone flat.

I wish I wasn't sick

granted but know you have walking pneumonia

I wish I had Sonic Adventures