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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:29 pm | |
| Granted, but it is actually beer drawn from the roots of a poisonous plant, and you are dead. I wish our school had three-day weekends more often. | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:37 pm | |
| Granted, but you have school twenty four hours a day for the other four days.
I wish dragons would share their hordes with me…
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:49 pm | |
| Granted, However they must first feast upon your many cavities beforehand to seal the deal
I wish no one ever had to do homework | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:36 pm | |
| Granted! Unfortunately your now locked away in a closet to do absolutely nothing for five hours to replace it… grades rise rapidly.
I wish I could stop being so sarcastic all the time… | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:07 am | |
| Granted, but now you've entirely lost your sense of humor. I wish everyone would come back to the path. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:18 pm | |
| Granted, however now the path is overpopulated and they kicking everyone out because the mascot can't find a good place to sleep without hearing someone.
I wish the granted from my homework thing really was granted, I would rather spend 5hour in a closet then on HW. | |
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Common Nonsense Moderator
Posts : 3306 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 30 Location : I'm on a BOAT
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:28 pm | |
| Granted, but your closet collapses in on you.
I wish I could focus long enough to finish writing this story. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:49 pm | |
| Granted, but now all you can do is focus on writing the story. Currently you are so focused you have lost control of all bowel movement.
I wish i had a switch to turn my brain on and off | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:24 am | |
| Granted! Unfortunately its stuck on… well on… the genie laughs at this vile loophole, kicks you in the shine and then runs away… floats away.
I wish… for six hundred and sixty six demons to lay waste to all the countries I hate… | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:12 am | |
| Granted, but now your family has planned a surprise trip to one of them and you can't talk them out of it! You arrive as the demons do. I wish I had better self-control. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:56 am | |
| Granted, However to get you better self control someone hired a demon to possess you. You currently lack the willpower to escape so your stuck in a closet singing . . . stuff.
I wish that the concert I have to play was over already DX | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:15 pm | |
| Granted. But it would of been the best concert ever and made you rich if you hadn't made that wish.
I wish I could get the internet when I am on my excursion to Sydney. | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:54 am | |
| Granted but you accidentally download a virus and can never have internet again. I wish that my church's icecream social was next week, rather than this week. | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:03 pm | |
| Granted! Unfortunately you slip into a coma for the entire week you didn’t want it in.
I wish games had better choice for evil characters instead of forcing you to be a good guy… | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:54 am | |
| Granted but now you can no longer be a good guy and all of the story lines for villians suck. I wish my family would win the lottery. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:42 pm | |
| Granted, but they decide to spend it all on more lottery tickets and you end up with $300 in debt
I wish my uncle was gone already . . . | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:50 pm | |
| Granted, but your wish has been misinterpreted and he is now dead. I wish I would never have the hiccups again. | |
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SweetDreamer215 Child
Posts : 399 Join date : 2009-09-22 Location : ToonTown!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:27 am | |
| Granted, however now whenever you needed to have the hickups you'll have uncontrollable burps
I wish I didn't have a test | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:02 pm | |
| Granted, you now have a 15 page pop essay to write in Latin backwards with your eyes closed on a topic you can’t come up with anything to write about… and its worth 99% of your grade.
Yes that was oddly specific… but any who…
I wish for ultimate power… um… wait… I already have ultimate power… I wish for MORE ultimate power then! | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
| Granted, however God messed up and instead of increasing your power beyond the max, he lowered it below -9000 . . . and broke your leveling so you now level backwards into becoming weaker
I wish I that nothing will go wrong while I'm thinking of a wish. | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:10 am | |
| Granted though as soon as you think of a wish you are struck by eight bolts of lightning, are mauled by a horde of cats, imploded, and then forced to listen to music you can’t stand for eternity.
I Wish for Pie! | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:10 pm | |
| Granted, however it was an Australian meat pie and it was so good you will never be able to eat a normal non-Australian pie again.
I wish that I didn't have the ultimate power of an admin just so I could wish for it again. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| Granted, however in order to change you from admin, we had to ban your IP.
I wish I was asleep | |
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Common Nonsense Moderator
Posts : 3306 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 30 Location : I'm on a BOAT
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:08 pm | |
| Granted, but now you're asleep forever.
I wish my psychology class would offer something to learn for once, but without overloading me with work. | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:34 pm | |
| Granted, but to do that you get a new teacher who you get the hots for and you now cant concentrate on your work.
I wish I had better luck.. | |
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