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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:20 am | |
| Granted, but now the demons are after you. I wish I didn't feel so nauseous. | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:41 pm | |
| Granted but now you don't feel anything.
I wish that school wasn't so lame. | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:13 pm | |
| Granted, but now your school schedule is so full you die from over-exertion. I wish there was something good on television, for a change. | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:31 pm | |
| Granted but it is all so good you will never stop watching it even to eat or sleep.
I wish my laptop wasn't about to go flat. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:44 pm | |
| Granted: However, now your computer is too round for you to use it without it falling off a cliff.
I wish I had a Whiskey. | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:14 pm | |
| Granted. Unfortunately the whisky was throne at you in a Molotov, you now suffer from third degree burns.
I wish people would stop slaughtering my minions and stealing my treasure. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:20 pm | |
| Granted, however you are now wanted by everyone in Ireland for alcohol abuse. One of your minions ratted you out for a few pints o' Ale.
I wish no one would commit alcohol abuse, Is it really that hard to finish your bottle without breaking it? | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:34 pm | |
| Granted. Unfortunately to ensure it alcohol has been locked away for ever to ensure its’ safety.
I wish my minions didn’t betray me… torturing them doesn’t seem to work anymore. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:41 pm | |
| Granted: but now you have no more minions because you over-tortured the ones that didn't leave you
I wish I had some alcohol again . . . I'm thirsty | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:48 am | |
| Granted but it was locked away for so long it went sour and disgusting.
I wish I knew what PJ was on about. ((No like really.)) | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:06 am | |
| Ah... granted. But darnit now you've unlocked too many secrets and I'm going to have to kill you. I wish the sun was out right now. | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:16 pm | |
| GRANTED! Unfortunately we misinterpreted your wish and extinguished the sun… so… say good bye to existence.
I wish role-plays would pick up some… | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:21 pm | |
| Granted but we will be so busy RPs we stop doing anything else.
I wish I was a morning person. | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:51 pm | |
| Granted, but now you are so excited for morning to come that you never sleep because of anticipation. I wish that sweets did not make you gain weight. | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:47 am | |
| Granted. But now you are withering away to nothing because it turns out the sweets sustained you
I wish people would stop obsessing with weight. ((I have a friend who is doing it so this is not aimed at you PJ)) | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:00 pm | |
| Granted, but now we're all obsessed with our hair. Face it, everyone obsesses over something. I wish I owned a copy of Homer's The Odyssey. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| Granted: However its a old worn text in Chinese with what appears to be coffee stains everywhere. (Only the title is in English)
I wish I had a new backpack. ((last one broke just yesterday)) | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:54 pm | |
| Granted. But it is too small to be of use.
I wish I was 6'5" tall instead of just 6'1"... | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:57 pm | |
| Granted: However you are now too tall to go to any amusement park, as well as you now have a concussion from hitting your head on the door.
I wish my beard was longer . . . | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:09 pm | |
| Granted! Unfortunately it turns out your beard is a parasitic creature which drains you of all your blood.
I wish… Many woes upon all my Foes. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:51 pm | |
| Granted, However because my beard ate them all its still hungry . . . and currently going for your fridge
I wish it was tomorrow | |
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The_Iron_Cross Hatchling
Posts : 28 Join date : 2010-08-26 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:13 pm | |
| Granted! Unfortunately Tomorrow never comes, which means your wish causes the world to end in a horrific cataclysm of fiery death.
I wish for paladin repellant. | |
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Thepsycoman Admin
Posts : 1678 Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 28 Location : My little garden of madness
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:32 pm | |
| ((God now here are two like minds.))
Granted, but there is only a drop in the bottle.
I wish that my cat would stop leaping onto my bed. | |
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pjkio03 Dragon
Posts : 1413 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 28 Location : Somewhere in the US
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| Granted, but now it won't stop leaping onto your head. I wish I knew what my teachers say about me. | |
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Drrandom255 Admin
Posts : 512 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 29 Location : In a pool of Insanity . . . I'm sure we all know where that is don't we Little Timmy?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:47 pm | |
| Granted, However its in an Encrypted Teacher code that no one understands!
I wish I had another bottle of root beer . . . and that it was a Guiness | |
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