Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you're never tired again even though you need sleep so you just have to guess when you need to. Even when you do decide to sleep, you have trouble falling asleep.

I wish my room was clean.

Granted, but only because now your room is empty.

I wish for a new keyboard.

Granted, but it's sticky and the company refuses to send you a replacement.

I wish I would win a sweepstakes.

You do but it's because you have the world's largest zit.

I wish I was a Pokémon.

Granted, but you're a magikarp.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but only because I was a Garaydos and blew up everything from there to the stratosphere.

...or was it the troposphere...?

Anyways, I wish these shadow Pokémon would purify faster.

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish I didnt have to wake up tomorrow

Granted, but you sleep through the weekend an wake up still tired on Monday.

I wish I had my lines for the play memorized.

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish I had cards against humanity

Granted, but then the cards are magical and everything you do with them become real.

I wish people would look at my comics.

Granted, but no one likes them.


I wish i didn't have to go back to school.

Granted, but only because your tied to a chair forced to look at my comics nobody likes.   

I wish my cat would just go away.

Granted, but it never comes back.

I wish I had a cold refreshing bottle of water

Granted, but the water is from a sewer.

I wish i wasn't so tired

Granted but only because you ate colloidal silver and now your turning blue.

I wish I could use those emoticons in more circumstances.

Granted, but then no one talks to you.

I wish we were done with Shakespeare in English.

Granted, but then it's nothing but bad fan fiction for the rest of the year.

I wish I could do a NUZLOCKE run with any amount of competency.

Granted, but the game turns off for some reason right before the end with you forgetting to save.

I wish it was may

Granted, but then time collapses because of the hole in it.

I wish I could figure out why I did this speedway 5 times in Spyro 3 and still haven't gotten the egg out of it yet.

Granted, but you still don't get it.

I wish tattoos hurt less.

Granted, but only because now there guaranteed to slip into an infection.

I wish I could unsee the horror that I saw today.

Granted, but only because you saw something worse

I wish I had so much money I never had to work

Granted, but then you have to pay Moneybags all of it to open your front door.

I wish I wasn't always hungry all the time.

Granted, now youre always thirsty.

I wish I saw game of thrones tonight.-__-

Granted, but it turns out that for that episode the local 1st graders did it and it turned out really kiddy and bad.

I wish for something.