Would You Rather.....

The first. Because it would be synonymous with the second :/

Would you rather hear Ray Charles sing in Yiddish

Or

Be skilled at sliding down banisters

I don't really have a favourite actor, so...the latter, I guess.

Would you rather be skilled at origami but be constantly covered in moss

Or

deeply understand the underlying themes of Spongbob Squarepants but have the head of a Lego

The former. I hate not doing work, even if I hate doing work. (What.) Besides, yay good results.

Would you rather eat your least favorite food forever or never have your favorite drink again?

Never have my favorite drink again, cause if you have to eat your least favorite food forever you still wouldn't have your favorite drink

would you rather have cold feet all the time (both meanings) or get hit on the head with a ball all the time

Er.

The latter. I dunno.

Would you rather be able to make an elevator arrive faster by singing to it

Or

Be able to shift the part of your hair just by instructing it

The former. GODDDAMMIT WHERE IS MY BASS GUITAR

I'm also already fairly awesome at plastic guitar.

Would you rather be able to sing in any language but only mediocre, or be an amazing singer only in English?

Meh...not like I sing that much in any language really @_@ The former, I suppose, is more useful since I don't sing in English (if I sing at all) XD

Would you rather

Take all your showers in a storefront window for the rest of your life

Or

Appear as Mao Zedong to your wife/girl/boyfriend/whoever you love--for the rest of your life.

Ugh, let's go with the first. I'm okay with country music but I wouldn't really want to think about beer, women, and gee-tars for the rest of my life. *lolstereotype*

Would you rather take a difficult class with new things to learn or a boring class about things you already know?

The former, all the way.

Would you rather

Suddenly gain Barry White's voice when answering questions

Or

Only be able to speak to people whose name you do not know in Wookiee (in Chewbacca's language)

My older sister says barry white's voice, she say's its very deep and sexy lol

would you rather

sleep halfway through every class

or

speek wingdings only

The latter, that would be AWESOME

>_>
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Would you rather

Have a unique condition in which, upon meeting the parents of your spouse or date, you must say (in a very happy tone) "Hello. How are you? Give me the salmon or I will destroy you."

Or

Have a unique condition in which you must respond to every name you hear called out, regardless of whether it is actually your name

Chameleon skin. it is so much cooler.

would you rather: brave a hungry lion or eat a giant scorpion?

Gonna have to say the lion there. Noooot a huge fan of eating things of the Arachnidae phylum.

(Do I sound smart yet?)

Would you rather have to lay in the snow naked or sit outside in the summer with heavy winter gear?

definately lay in the snow naked. I have a thing for snow nothing sexual of course, i just prefer cold to heat.

Ill go with the first: . The second: . Is just way to hardcore for me XD

Would you rather never be able to shut up when you see a person.

Or not be able to talk while you can see, hear, smell or sense a real person near you.

10 Brownie points to whoever figures that one out.

I will go with the first. ^-^ I like people.

Would you rather eat yimmy cake with your enemys

Or eat mud pies with your friends.

mud pies with my friends, it would be really interesting with them

would you rather:

be stuck on "Its a small world"

or

be stuck on the Jurassic Park ride right when your about to go over the big drop when the T-Rex looks like its going to eat you

The 2nd one, because I may kill someone to stop that song.

Would you rather write a crappy story to make a lot of money

Or write a great story that hardly makes anything.

The second one, just because of how much I despise Twilight for being the first.

Edit:

Would you rather be allergic to food or to drink.

As in you could survive on one.