Would You Rather.....

This game is pretty simple: you are given two choices, and you have to pick which one of those two you would rather do.
No neither option, no dying option.
After answering, come up with another question for the next person to answer.
I'll start.

Would you rather: Raise a child or Slaughter a cow?

Raise a child.

Would you rather eat spam on sushi, or be locked in an asylum for a day?

Locked in an asylum

Would you rather: kiss a chicken or rub your grandmother's feet?

Rub my grandmother's feet.

Would you rather kiss a dog or a cat?

Dog since I am going to be mature about that question and not act my age.

Would you rather eat raw fish whole or eat a raw steak.

Steak, I guess. No organs in there. :/

Would you rather be too cold or too hot?

Always too cold. When you're too cold you can bundle up. When you're too hot, you can get nekkid, but that doesnt usually help all that much.

Would you rather lick someone's eye or their nose?

Nose...Eye is both too obscure and hard to reach.

Would you rather cosplay as a character you created or an established one?

An established one. I mean, I'd like cosplaying my one (I did once) but then nobody would know who I am.

Ok. What's your question?

OHSNAP--

Um.

Would you rather only eat or drink for the rest of your life?

Eat. Drink seems less limitless than eating.

Would you rather admit to liking Doctor Who or Star Trek?

Docter who, Because I am not really a fan of star trek.

Would you rather eat/drink a whole bottle of extremely hot chili source or eat a whole chili?

Drink the sauce. I don't like the texture of most veggies, so . . .

Fun fact: I actually did drink straight Tobasco sauce once. Really wasn't all that bad until it got on my hands and I touched my sunburned face.

That hurts.

Would you rather learn to play an instrument or learn to use a weapon (such as a sword or bow)?

Weapon defiantly.

I am completely unmusical.....

OMG SOMEONE FINALY AGREES, Texture is just as or more important then taste (depending).

Would you rather you had:
1. The whole Sims 2 collection.
2. Just Sims 3 collector's edition.

I got 2 and now am obsessed with it.

Just 3, I guess, but I get pretty bored by Sims pretty quickly. I only ever played with friends on their copies to make male versions of ourselves. (Hurr Joey.)

Would you rather clean your room yourself or have someone else do it?

Myself I guess. I just hate it when people try and help by cleaning up and they end up putting things in completely the wrong place.

Would you rather have: A bag headache or a really sore throat.

Lucky me I have both.....

I'd rather have a sore throat. I cant stand headaches. When i get them its like... I cant do anything.

Would you rather...
Um.
Be a famous artist, or a famous writer?

Aw man. I wanted to be a famous comic . . . ist . . . which is like both. >:C I guess I'd go for writer, though.

Would you rather . . . walk around wearing shoes or barefoot?

Barefoot *hippie child*

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island or trapped up a mountain?

Mountain, I am a mountain kid and I know I could survive.

Would you rather be stuck in a cave with the only source of light as: A battery powered torch or two fire torches one not yet lit.

Two fire torches...
But I would never go in a cave because I'm shit scared of them >_>

Would you rather go sky diving or deep sea diving?

I don't care for heights much...Diving.

Would you rather want a personal assistant that followed you everywhere you ever went in order to tell you how to keep your life on track or carry on ignorant and blind?

I hate people. I'd rather be on my own. If I can get to Google I'll figure it out.

Would you rather be tired or way too energetic?

Tired. I'm tired most of the time anyway.

Would you rather listen to a song by Justin Bieber, or a song by Miley Cyrus?