Would You Rather.....

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:44 pm

Drowning, without a doubt.

Would you rather be alone constantly, or live with someone you hate?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:51 pm

The latter.
Maybe over time we'd hate each other less.
Would you rather eat one of your pets or eat one of your friends?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:28 pm

A friend.

I only have one pet and there are other reasons which I wont mention lol.

Would you rather be sacrificed to the Greek gods or the Egyptian gods?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:08 am

Greek. At least I know a little about them.
Would you rather have a long day and a short night or a short day and a long night?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:25 pm

Short day, long night.

Would you rather go a day without pants or a day without shoes?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:08 pm

Shoes. I'm horribly self-conscious about my waist and legs. :I

Would you rather travel by boat or by plane?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:03 pm

Boat
I'm kind of scared of heights...
Would you rather eat your favorite food for all the money you have or your least favorite for free?

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My least favourite for free...since I don't really have a favourite/least favourite food...

Would you rather be sucked into a wormhole or launched into the sun?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:55 pm

The sun.
It would be an ironic death for reasons that are too lengthy for one post.
Would you rather have fleas or lice?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:29 pm

Lice, I guess, since they're at least more tuned to humans. (And I've had them once and it sucked but I would know what to do.)

Would you rather have a bad sunburn or just chapped lips?

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Chapped lips, I suppose.

Would you rather know the lyrics to every song between 1970 and 1980, but look like Weird Al Yankovic, or have the Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme) play every time you enter a public restroom?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:33 pm

Imperial March. That would be AWESOME.

Would you rather have everyone know your name but constantly bother you, or have nobody know your name and always forget after you tell them?

(I come up with the worst "Would you rathers" ever)

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The latter.

Would you rather be beaten to death by a slab of beef, or drowned in mayonnaise?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:06 am

Mayo. I don't like the stuff but I'd rather drown than be beaten to death.
Would you rather know everything but have nothing left to do in life, or know nothing and have everything left to do in life?

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The first.

Would you rather be stoned to death by pickes, or forced to eat Kleenex until death?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:11 pm

Stoned to death by pickles, then you can eat some

would you rather be burried alive by homework and textbooks or burried alive by dirty laundry

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Homework and textbooks...not a big difference from usual...

Would you rather be able to say 'Where's the beef' in 159 languages, or be an expert in flyfishing between the hours of one and two in the morning?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:29 am

The first.
Would you rather be famous and loved by all but constantly chased by the press, or a nobody that no one knows that lives a life of lonely peace?

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The latter.

Would you rather be able to teleport an inch forward or have an echo that is the voice of Invader Zim?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:18 pm

The echo
Because if you can only teleport an inch then you may as well take a step.
Would you rather be a grumpy person with a clear conscience or a happy person with a guilty conscience?

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Eh the first. That's already how I am.

Would you rather have increased charm while on the Tundra, or have skin that tans upon hearing the voice of Al Gore?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:35 pm

The second, simply because I'm as pale as a walrus.
Would you rather be able to fly upon eating 15 pounds of spinach, or breath underwater after eating precisely 10 pounds of brussel sprouts.

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The former...I like spinach...

Would you rather become increasingly intelligent with the consumption of alcohol, but become increasingly convinced you are Fidel Castro

or

be able to speak Japanese but be unable to make any noise at all between the hours of noon and 1 PM

Subject: Re: Would You Rather..... Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:45 pm

The latter, simply because I'm an alcoholaphoeb, or something of that nature.
Would you rather become a magical creature of your choice but have to stay that way forever,
or,
become a shape shifter but only be able to shift into smelly animals?

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The latter...I wouldn't really shapeshift unless it was necessary anyway.

Would you rather have a toast with Napoleon Bonaparte

Or

Shake hands with Albert Einstein?