Would You Rather.....

Kick a puppy. At least it wouldn't die.

Would you rather lose one person you love or have three strangers die in their place?

Three strangers. Heartless I know.

Would you rather ski or eat cake.

Cake is usually pretty gross, but skiing is freighting as hell...

Fine then; give me that lie.

Would you rather have stale soda or stale jellybeans?

Stale soda. Stale jellybeans are really hard to chew.

Would you rather only be able to access this website or only be able to access social media?

This website; I don't use social media because I am weird like that.

Would you rather have melted ice cream or fresh chitterlings?

Melted icecream. I actually like it like that.

Would you rather have advertisements all over your computer screen or in your dreams?

Dreams. Cant be worse than what i do get.

Would you rather be naked infront of millions for an hour. Or unable to bathe at all for two months?

Naked in front of millions. As long as it's in a place where I know ABSOLUTELY nobody.

Would you rather have heart-gripping nightmares for the rest of your life or always feel like your foot's asleep.

Foot's asleep; if I really couldn't feel it for that long I'm sure the doctors will just take it off.

Rather bathe in cockroaches or dive off a board into a pool of nails?

Dive off into nails, I cant do bugs man.

Would you rather scream till your throat swells shut, or listen to something you hate for 6 hours.

You mean school? Kinda already do that, but the yelling might be easier...

6 hours it is then.

Have the ability to fly or ability to read minds?

Ooooooooo thats tough, but I think flying would cause less grief.

Would you rather burn yourself with hot water, or hold a bunch of icecubes till they melt?

Ha! The water; I do that every time I wash dishes.

Rather be forced to face book for a week or tumblr for 3 days?

If you mean days straight tumblr cuz its less time and equally stupid.

Would you rather sleep for a week straight or stay up for a week?

I would probably feel tired either way, stay up for a week that way I could get stuff done.

Would you rather have 20 cats or 20 dogs?

Jokes on you I already have 20 cats.

Would you make out with a cactus or go on the subway without your pants?

Subway without my pants. At least no actual physical damage comes from that.
Would you rather have to eat crappy food all you want for the rest of your life or only get to eat once a day but it's delicious

I'll go with eat once a day but it's delecious, as crappy food is well... crappy.

Would you rather ice skate naked on a busy day, or skydive naked?

Jeez. Skydive naked, I guess. The fewer people that see, the better.

Would you rather become a professional wrestler or get legitimately beat up once a month?

Professional wrestler. I may hate it but it's good money.

Would you rather sneeze every time you walk through a doorway, or burp everytime someone says thank you.