All Twilight Related Jokes / Comics Here

I figure since most of us share a common interest with ragging on twilight, I might as well make a thread about it.

IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT AND DON'T WANT TO SEE US RAG ON IT THEN DON'T COME HERE


Here, I'll start us off with something I saw today that totally cheered me up.

I think that's the only Cyanide and Happiness comic I've really ever liked. c:

I don't have any "real" jokes at the moment, but this should count: http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

It's like F My Life or My Life Is Average, but Twilight. And it is freaking scary when you get down to it. Some of those stories make you really, really frightened for humanity. I read through a few last night and died a bit on the inside.

But if you can get past that, it's pretty funny just how bad these fangirls are.

Fun fact: Not many posts are particularly literate. What, exactly, does this say?

Oh. My. Gawd. I don't know if I'm amused, or appalled by that site, Syl. One of the girls said she was proud to be able to quote Romeo and Juliet. And ended by saying, 'Thanks, Edward.' DDDDDx

I AM PROUD TO BE ABLE TO QUOTE ROMEO AND JULIET BECAUSE I ACTUALLY READ AND COMPREHENDED SHAKESPEARE. Thank you.

That being said. . . I actually don't have anything new to present. I guess I can give a pic:

Hahaha.

That site has me torn between laughing and crying. And I always get insulted by those who thank Twilight for letting them quote Shakespeare, because then it makes them think that they are genuinely literate. Meanwhile, those of us who are studying Shakespeare like a religion for class and actually understand it get no credit . . . One girl said that the opening quote from the new movie was written for Twilight. It was actually a Romeo and Juliet quote. =.=

Oh God that site made me want to cry. Romeo and Juliet by far cannot be compared to Twilight. The fact that those girls are PROUD that they could quote Romeo and Juliet because of Twilight make me sick. It means that they didn't actual care or read the book because they wanted to but because they wanted to do something like Twilight. -goes on a rant.- Makes me sad. There is a girl at my school who is completely in love with it and said that when she screwed her boyfriend she was thinking about Edward or something. Sorry I don't have a joke here XP. Just a rant.

Well, we really shouldn't be surprised by this. They are Twilight fans, after all.

Anywho, here's a tidbit from Rakusa23:

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html?72

That was great. On a scale of 1-10, ten being the highest, I gave that a freaking 20 XD. That was epic.

I've got two here.

http://microsuede.blogspot.com/2009/11/movie-review-twilight-saga-new-moon.html

New Moon as done by LOLCats.

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

And how Twilight works.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!! I love the lolcatz one!!!

Anywho, since I don't have a site to send you to, y'all get another pic. Or two. Or nine.

I put that ice cream cake one in a pictures thread a little while ago.

Also.

*totally takes that Beauty and the Beast one*

EDIT: Noooo it's part of a whole imaaaage.

Sorry, you can crop it. >.>

And I didn't realize you had already posted it. My bad. xDDD

Greatest joke ever, though it will hopefully come true one day, is...

Buffy kills Edward. The End.

Oh that reminds me.

She does.

http://www.rebelliouspixels.com/2009/buffy-vs-edward-twilight-remixed#

YES!!! FINALLYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, Head Trip! I love that webcomic.

Oh yeah another one from that.

AHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!
http://elek.game-overdrive.com/images/comics/122508_twilight.jpg you may have to zoom in to read it...
http://th06.deviantart.com/fs38/300W/i/2008/362/4/a/twilight_parody__the_truth_by_BelialMadHatter.jpg
Ah ha half of a harry potter reference.
http://iloveboyswhosparkle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/twilight_zombie_comic.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/twilightmagic12/twilightcomic.gif
http://miladyrose.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/twilight-comic-by-makani2.jpg

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-Q: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: their balls are for decoration

-Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
There's nothing to read.

-Ok so we have TwiHards, Twilights, and TwiGuy's
So what do you call a Emotional Twilighter?
......................... A TwiBaby.

-I would like to La Push Stephenie Meyer off a cliff.

Inside the truck, Edward left a note that says, "Be safe." This is exactly the kind of note a parent would leave. Instead of being so intense all the time, he should have left something flirty and fun in the car, like a note saying:

Hey Isabelly,

I wrote this rap for you:

Promise not to die
And don't be a liar
I like to kill bears
'Cause I'm a vampire

Holla!

Later hater,
Ed-weird

P.S.
I want to touch your face so hard!

This may have not been a twilight joke, but I laughed when I read it.

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For added fun, go to where it's hosted and read the comments. Those of you who know South Park and Lonely Island songs will get extra laughs out of this.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's wonderful. xD I love the comments; I read through them all. I actually do like Captain Shovelface, as I like to call him, but it's still a hilarious picture.

Make no mistake, I enjoy RPatz as well. c: Especially since he hates Twilight and rags on it whenever possible. Still, it's a great picture to laugh at.

Syldoran wrote:

Hahaha.

That site has me torn between laughing and crying. And I always get insulted by those who thank Twilight for letting them quote Shakespeare, because then it makes them think that they are genuinely literate. Meanwhile, those of us who are studying Shakespeare like a religion for class and actually understand it get no credit . . . One girl said that the opening quote from the new movie was written for Twilight. It was actually a Romeo and Juliet quote. =.=

What was the quote?

pjkio03 wrote:

Okays, I got some images!!!

Is the redhead supposed to be Stephanie Meyer (sp?)