Ban Me. I Dare You.

I ban you because that's probably one of the most flattering things I've heard in a long time, which is a little odd.

I ban your for not getting enough flattery from other people.

I ban you for being flattering.

I ban you for not being as awesome as me.

I ban you for having an ego.

I ban you for not having an ego.

I ban you for not sitting on a cool enough chair.

I ban you for being in my mind.

I ban you for being so easy to mind-read.

I ban you for claiming psychic powers.

I ban you for not being able to claim psychic powers.

I ban you for banning Syl.

I ban you for being way too over protective of Syl in part and for using the same reason twice. ^_^

I ban you for pointing that out.

I ban you for not having the foresight to see my pointing it out.

I ban you because... because... I have to start ballroom dance lessons tomorrow.

I ban you despite feeling sympathy with you, for I do not think ballroom dancing lessons would be interesting, unless you are actually anticipating the lessons, in which case I ban you for taking ballroom dancing lessons.

I ban you for having the longest reason yet.

I ban you because it's more fun to make up long reasons for this game than it is to do the biology homework that I should be doing at this moment.

I ban you for having to do biology which is no where near as interesting as building a giant, tin banana that orbits the sun.

I ban you because that sounds like a freakin' awesome idea even though it is impossible. Or at least very, very difficult.

I ban you for not realising that I've already done it seventeen times.

I ban you because THAT IS A LIE, SIR.

I ban you for not believing me. SIR!

I ban you for making me think of Romeo and Juliet.