You Know You've Seen Too Much Anime When...

A game anyone can enjoy. It's like every other "You Know You...When..." list, but this one is for anime. Just think of anything that might work with the topic. Referencing which series or show your post is from might help.

You find yourself saying the words "Ugu", "Gaou" or any combination of these and other nonsensical words on a daily basis. (Kanon and Air are infamous for this)

you end your sentences with "desu"

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Who does that desu? Certainly not I desu!

you see short people and immediately shout out something about "pint-sized bean sprout midgets".

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN SPROUT MIDGET THAT CAN'T EVEN REACH YOUR KNEECAPS? *attempts to strangle*

Golden spikey hair is a symbol of power along with intense screaming.

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When you have been that midget.

*tear*

*hugs Syl* It's ok.

when you spew out inappropriate and/or odd lines from your favorite show(s)

"That day, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!"
"I LOVE DOGS!!!"

"You're the greatest, Colonel, I'll follow you for the rest of my life!"

You are overprotective of merchandise you own. (Dad had better give me back that first half of FMA season one or he's going to hurt. 8l )

you constantly blow up, then rebuild your giant robots.

(Gundam Wing FTW)

When people have stopped to ask you "So are you, like, one of those people who loves fake characters . . . ?"

Someone asked me that. I almost hit her because of how she said it, and not to mention not everyone who likes anime is crazy.

when you think a plot device will save you from death because you are the main character of your own life.

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You often find yourself humming "Soldier A" for no apparent reason after having heard it only once.

When you figure out your childhood friend is going to the school you just transferred to.

Story of my life.

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When you are told you are proportioned well, like an anime character.

This has happened. Considering I don't have an hourglass figure I was very confused.

your transformation takes over 5 minutes, in which the bad guys have probably run away by now.

When you add -chan on to the end of people's names.

I do that quite a bit, actually.

your hair often comes in odd colors, like sky blue, grass green, and plum purple.

Your hair often defies the laws of physics.

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You can be slashed, burnt, kicked, punched, pinched, beaten, bruised, and battered, and come out completely fine. Yet the only injury you receive when a giant object falls on you is a broken leg.

The only way your clothing rips is AWESOMELY and only when convenient. (Cuts across the chest to look awesome, for example, even though you were just set on fire and the cloth should be gone.)

You have enough power to destroy the entire world, but would rather beat your arch nemesis to a pulp, wasting energy and then getting destroyed yourself. (Frieza, Cell, and every other DBZ bad guy in existence)

You can turn into an animal miniature for comic relief and when you are trying to hide (Gravitation comes to mind)

When you have to back up extra hair-gel and dye for emergencies....

When you have 40 gallons of blood in your body, and is able to survive anything.

the idea of Gravity is virtually non-existent.