In the beginning of time there were three purple ducks, that laughed and played with the careless cats that lived inside the dragon's lair. They wanted to protect the magic the dragon gave them. Of course, this was difficult considering the three purple ducks hated violence of any sort and would rather give up their lives than fight for anything that would involve mindless murder. They always wanted to sing the most beautiful songs and dance the night away. This was a problem for the cats because they wanted to protect the dragon's magic at any cost. This caused a crack in their relationship, which soon caused a huge fight between the good friends. They went their separate ways and decided not to talk to each other ever again. One day however, they came upon a big, steep mountain that the poor ducks could not go up alone so they enlisted the help of a Mountain Goat named Steve. He loved to climb, and soon they were at the summit of the mountain. It wasn't as far away from the place they were heading. A problem one again presented itself when they found that the snow on the top of the mountain had turned a nasty shade of yellow. So together they began to search for the culprit, and they found a dog.
Surprised, they looked the dog over and discovered that it was too stupid to use the bathroom, so they threw him into the legendary