Ban Me. I Dare You.

I ban you because I feel sorry for you.

I ban you because if you felt sorry for me, banning me on top of my homework is really only creating more misery, so that made little sense.

Well then, I ban you for calling me on that.

I ban you for not replying to the roleplay, which in actuality I don't care that much about at all and in fact I'm capable of waiting for, but I don't want to blame you for my inability to draw a beret on my stereotypical French kid, and I also wanted to make another really long excuse by compiling all of this together at once.

I ban you for that long post. xD

(I'll get to the rp, I promise)

I ban you for not appreciating the skill one must have in order to make such a long post.

((Don't worry too much. X3 I just needed an excuse and so grabbed the first thing off the top of my head here.))

I ban you because Calculus is getting on my nerves.

I ban you for taking calculus

I ban you because I CAN.

I ban you for not checking your friend list.

I ban you because there really should be some sort of alert for that.

I ban you because I am still moifying the site.

I ban you because my cat is in heat and won't shut the heck up.

I ban you because I don't have a cat.

I ban you because I don't have a cat either.

I ban you because you can have my cat. >_>;

I ban you for giving your cat to Seer when you should be loving it.

I ban you because my cat hates loves except for when she's in heat. >.<

I ban you because that's hilarious.

I ban you all for talking about cats for so many posts.

I ban you for trying to ban us all, thus violating the rules of the game.

I ban you because I banned you all for the same reason, and I thought it unfair to ban only one of you when you all did it.

I ban you for attempting to be fair.

I ban you for being an enemy of fairness.

I ban you because my feet hurt.