Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have school twenty four hours a day for the other four days.

I wish dragons would share their hordes with me…

Granted, However they must first feast upon your many cavities beforehand to seal the deal

I wish no one ever had to do homework

Granted! Unfortunately your now locked away in a closet to do absolutely nothing for five hours to replace it… grades rise rapidly.

I wish I could stop being so sarcastic all the time…

Granted, however now the path is overpopulated and they kicking everyone out because the mascot can't find a good place to sleep without hearing someone.

I wish the granted from my homework thing really was granted, I would rather spend 5hour in a closet then on HW.

Granted, but your closet collapses in on you.

I wish I could focus long enough to finish writing this story.

Granted, but now all you can do is focus on writing the story. Currently you are so focused you have lost control of all bowel movement.

I wish i had a switch to turn my brain on and off

Granted! Unfortunately its stuck on… well on… the genie laughs at this vile loophole, kicks you in the shine and then runs away… floats away.

I wish… for six hundred and sixty six demons to lay waste to all the countries I hate…

Granted, However to get you better self control someone hired a demon to possess you. You currently lack the willpower to escape so your stuck in a closet singing . . . stuff.

I wish that the concert I have to play was over already DX

Granted. But it would of been the best concert ever and made you rich if you hadn't made that wish.

I wish I could get the internet when I am on my excursion to Sydney.

Granted! Unfortunately you slip into a coma for the entire week you didn’t want it in.


I wish games had better choice for evil characters instead of forcing you to be a good guy…

Granted, but they decide to spend it all on more lottery tickets and you end up with $300 in debt

I wish my uncle was gone already . . .

Granted, however now whenever you needed to have the hickups you'll have uncontrollable burps

I wish I didn't have a test

Granted, you now have a 15 page pop essay to write in Latin backwards with your eyes closed on a topic you can’t come up with anything to write about… and its worth 99% of your grade.

Yes that was oddly specific… but any who…

I wish for ultimate power… um… wait… I already have ultimate power… I wish for MORE ultimate power then!

Granted, however God messed up and instead of increasing your power beyond the max, he lowered it below -9000 . . . and broke your leveling so you now level backwards into becoming weaker

I wish I that nothing will go wrong while I'm thinking of a wish.

Granted though as soon as you think of a wish you are struck by eight bolts of lightning, are mauled by a horde of cats, imploded, and then forced to listen to music you can’t stand for eternity.

I Wish for Pie!

Granted, however it was an Australian meat pie and it was so good you will never be able to eat a normal non-Australian pie again.

I wish that I didn't have the ultimate power of an admin just so I could wish for it again.

Granted, however in order to change you from admin, we had to ban your IP.

I wish I was asleep

Granted, but now you're asleep forever.

I wish my psychology class would offer something to learn for once, but without overloading me with work.

Granted, but to do that you get a new teacher who you get the hots for and you now cant concentrate on your work.

I wish I had better luck..