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PostSubject: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:45 pm

A game I used to do way back when. Basically, you pick a person, character, friend, family member, even a sign you might see, and quote something funny that they said.


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Vic Mignogna: "I run up to her and I'm thinking 'Oh my god, I've just hurt this poor little girl', and she's laughing. She sits up and she's like "Ha! Ha-ha! I got hit in the face by Vic Mignogna!"

Or something to that effect. It's funnier if you watch the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_QToyrPmlU&feature=related

Anyways, yeah.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:54 pm

"I have a question: If you were driving through the desert on jetskis and a wheel falls off, do you still have enough pancakes to cover a doghouse? The answer is Blue, because ice cream does not contain chicken bones."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:09 pm

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large quantities."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:41 pm

"Common sense is not so common" -Voltaire

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:10 pm

"Waka Laka make you fly!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:17 pm

"I'll one-up all of you like a green mushroom!" - my friend

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:30 pm

"The b-word is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for calling me beautiful." - my best friend
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:05 pm

"THE DURP, IT IS TOO MUCH!" -Another friend.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:37 am

"I don't follow any rules. Not even my own."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:54 pm

"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:48 pm

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:02 pm

"Screw the rules, I have money!" -Seto Kaiba; Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:32 am

The reason every state has two Senators is so that one can be the designated driver.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:51 pm

"Don't Confuse the Confuse." - my younger sister.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:04 pm

"Sometimes I'm in bed looking up at the stars and wondering where the hell is my ceiling" ~Roommate
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:57 pm

my friend ws explaining that she was hugging a guy- " I banged cody sleath, well cos i was hugging him and jessica pushed me into him so i ended up banging my head- twas hilarious at the time
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:44 am

"I have 2 rules
rule 1. I'm always right
rule 2. if i'm ever wrong go back to the first rule" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:55 am

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:48 am

'You're not half as clever as you think' "That still makes me twice as clever as you."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:00 pm

'Fifteen? And NO HUSBAND? We must put those birthing hips to use at once lest your womb shrivel up and die'
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