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Avalon
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 | Subject: Funny Quotes  Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| A game I used to do way back when. Basically, you pick a person, character, friend, family member, even a sign you might see, and quote something funny that they said. For example: Vic Mignogna: "I run up to her and I'm thinking 'Oh my god, I've just hurt this poor little girl', and she's laughing. She sits up and she's like "Ha! Ha-ha! I got hit in the face by Vic Mignogna!" Or something to that effect. It's funnier if you watch the vid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_QToyrPmlU&feature=relatedAnyways, yeah. | |
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Shiva
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| "I have a question: If you were driving through the desert on jetskis and a wheel falls off, do you still have enough pancakes to cover a doghouse? The answer is Blue, because ice cream does not contain chicken bones."
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Avalon
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:09 pm | |
| "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large quantities." | |
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Shiva
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:41 pm | |
| "Common sense is not so common" -Voltaire
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Avalon
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:10 pm | |
| "Waka Laka make you fly!" | |
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Shiva
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| "I'll one-up all of you like a green mushroom!" - my friend
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pjkio03
Dragon
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| "The b-word is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for calling me beautiful." - my best friend | |
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Shiva
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:05 pm | |
| "THE DURP, IT IS TOO MUCH!" -Another friend.
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Savfantasy
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:37 am | |
| "I don't follow any rules. Not even my own." | |
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Common Nonsense
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:54 pm | |
| "Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre | |
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Tyro
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown | |
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Shadows Fall
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:02 pm | |
| "Screw the rules, I have money!" -Seto Kaiba; Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged | |
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Avalon
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:32 am | |
| The reason every state has two Senators is so that one can be the designated driver. | |
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Rosegurl1
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:51 pm | |
| "Don't Confuse the Confuse." - my younger sister. | |
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SweetDreamer215
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| "Sometimes I'm in bed looking up at the stars and wondering where the hell is my ceiling" ~Roommate | |
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Puck_midsummernightsdream
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| my friend ws explaining that she was hugging a guy- " I banged cody sleath, well cos i was hugging him and jessica pushed me into him so i ended up banging my head- twas hilarious at the time | |
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xxfallenmusicangelxx
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:44 am | |
| "I have 2 rules rule 1. I'm always right rule 2. if i'm ever wrong go back to the first rule"  | |
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pjkio03
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:55 am | |
| "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." | |
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Ezekiel
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:48 am | |
| 'You're not half as clever as you think' "That still makes me twice as clever as you." | |
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Puck_midsummernightsdream
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:00 pm | |
| 'Fifteen? And NO HUSBAND? We must put those birthing hips to use at once lest your womb shrivel up and die' | |
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