Attempt The Impossible

The impossible mission this time:
Locate target "Cardcaptors Sakura Dubbed" and watch, all the way through, without your head exploding from the horror that is Cardcaptors dubbed.

Chance of success: 0% to .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Will you do this mission?
YES NO




Basically, you make up a mission, and the next person to post can either accept or not accept to do it, but must make up a seemingly impossible, or at least very odd/funny/awkward mission of their own.

Care to play?

Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30pm. Now, 67 minutes later, you're gonna dock with the Russian Space Station to meet cosmonaut Zangief, who will refuel the shuttles with a bear (ohboyohboyohboy) and liquid O2 - that's your fuel - then you'll release and take a 60 hour trip toward the moon. Now we only have one shot of landing on this ammunition, and that's precisely when the bullet passes by the moon. You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters, slingshotting you around the moon, coming up behind the bullet. You'll be upward of 11 G's.

Your job?
Jump on it plumbers.

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I accept!


Living under the same roof as another person can be a pain, especially when they pop up at the most awkward times.

Your assignment:
Find an item belonging to a person in your home. Take this item and hide it. Hide it well, then tell them to do something extremely silly and/or embarrassing to get it back.