Corrupt a Wish

Simple. You take the wish of the poster above, and make it bad. ie "I wish for a million dollars" "Granted, it rains down on you in quarters, giving you a concussion"

I wish I had some sushi right now.

I love this game.

Granted, but you get so much it fills your house entirely.

I wish I had a better drawing tablet.

Granted, but in your happiness you become utterly unable to draw anything.

I wish it was Monday, August 30 right now V_V

Hmm ill try.

Granted. But it will be the worst day of your life.

I wish my internet was better.

Done! You have the entire internet in your hard drive causing it t explode.

I wish I could watch Scott Pilgrim Vs the World...

Granted, but in a moment of insanity you have your room decorated with pink frills and ribbons and bows. *retch*

You wish for nothing? Granted, you're in a white void for eternity.



I wish my laptop would function properly, as it's having touchpad problems.

Granted, but it then proceeds to catch 273 viruses.

I wish Episode 8 of Eureka was on the streaming website.

Granted, but it takes so long to load you see it on t.v. first

I wish for my copy of Robin Hood: Men in Tights to get to me faster

Granted, but in the haste of delivery it gets broken.

I wish I could play WoW again.

Granted, but you become a horrible addict until Blizzard shuts down entirely.

I wish my headache would go away. :<

Granted, the pain from your head goes to your stomach and becomes a stomachache.

I wish more people understood Animal Farm V_V

Granted, but because everyone then becomes fearful of the government and talking animals they don't leave their homes.

I wish I got more sleep last night!

Granted, but now you won't be able to sleep tonight.

I wish this fish tank would be moved out of my room.

Granted, but in its place you will recieve a giant turtle tank instead.

I wish penguin smilies worked here <(")

Granted, but the other smilies no longer work.

I wish I had some kind of gaming system.

granted, however it will not play any games you put into it

I wish my laundry would be done already

Granted, but then a giant robot steps on your house, getting your laundry all dirty.

:/

I wish I had my own Unit 00

Granted, but you have horrible neighbors who are very loud and obnoxious.

I wish Path overtook Rp Gateway for activity and awesomeness.

Granted, but we only overtake them because we have a LOT of people who write a LOT of crappy one liners.

I wish I had some orange juice.

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish I was a true immortal. ((Can't die cant age.))

((I bet 10 brownie points that the comment back is going to have something to do with my age.))

Granted, but you will be in child form forever and you'll have to watch everything you care about move on to the other world (or whatever you believe in yadda yadda)

I wish my feet would stop being cold

Woo brownie points for me.
It really wouldn't bother me. I practically look 18 anyway.

Granted. They grow so hot that they melt/ burn/ boil instead.

I wish I knew what to post as my next wish.

Granted, but then you forget what you were going to do with that wish.

I wish I did not need to sleep.